News Items 2007

In a free society, government exists, at most, to
protect people's rights, and should neither provide for people nor punish them for
activities that interfere with no one else.
George Dorunda
Important Quotes

Weather Channel Founder: Global Warming
'Greatest Scam in History'
| It is the
greatest scam in history. Global Warming; It is a SCAM. Some
dastardly scientists with environmental and political motives manipulated long term
scientific data to create in [sic] allusion of rapid global warming. Other scientists of
the same environmental whacko type jumped into the circle to support and broaden the
"research" to further enhance the totally slanted, bogus global warming claims.
Their friends in government steered huge research grants their way to keep the movement
going. Soon they claimed to be a consensus.
Now their ridiculous manipulated science has been accepted as fact
and become a cornerstone issue for CNN, CBS, NBC, the Democratic Political Party, the
Governor of California, school teachers and, in many cases, well informed but very
gullible environmental conscientious citizens. Only one reporter at ABC has been allowed
to counter the Global Warming frenzy with one 15 minutes documentary segment.
There is no run away climate change. The impact of humans on climate
is not catastrophic. Our planet is not in peril. |


Greenland Ice Find Debunks Al Gore's Global Warming Theories
A painstaking analysis of surviving genetic fragments locked in the ice of southern Greenland shows that somewhere between 450,000 and
800,000 years ago, the world's largest island had a climate much like that of Northern New
England. Butterflies fluttered over lush meadows interspersed with stands of pine, spruce,
and alder.
The discovery of organic matter in ice dating from half-a-million
years ago offers evidence that the Greenland ice shield remained frozen even during the
earth's last "interglacial period" -- some 120,000 years ago -- when average
temperatures were 9 degrees Fahrenheit warmer than they are now. That's slightly higher
than the average temperatures foreseen by most scientists for the end of this century.


Global
Warming: The Cold, Hard Facts?
| Global
Warming is not due to human contribution of Carbon Dioxide (CO2). This in fact is the
greatest deception in the history of science. There is no
evidence that we are, or could ever cause global climate change.
The theory of Global Warming assumes that CO2 is an atmospheric
greenhouse gas and as it increases temperatures rise. It was then theorized that since
humans were producing more CO2 than before, the temperature would inevitably rise. The
theory was accepted before testing had started, and effectively became a law. |


10
Most Bizarre Scientific Papers
The Effect of Country Music on Suicide - "The greater the
airtime devoted to country music, the greater the white suicide rate"
Love and Sex with Robots - "Human-robot marriages will be legal
by 2050"
Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and a Comprehensive Review of
the World's Literature - "The study reports, among other items: a beer glass, a
suitcase key and a magazine"
Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans - "The animals showed
preferences for faces consistent with human sexual preferences"
Pressures Produced When Penguins Poo -- Calculations on Avian
Defecation - "They get up, move to the edge of the nest, turn around, bend over...
and shoot"
Farting as a Defense Against Unspeakable Dread
Ultrasonic Velocity in Cheddar Cheese as Affected by Temperature -
"The most reliable temperature interval to carry out ultrasonic measurements in
Cheddar cheese is identified as 0 to 17 °C."
Impact of Wet Underwear on Thermoregulatory Responses and Thermal
Comfort in the Cold

Record Low Temperatures
Sounds more like Global Cooling than Global Warming.
Al Gore still says global warming is a planetary emergency.
| South
America this year experienced one of its coldest winters in decades. In Buenos Aires, snow
fell for the first time since the year 1918. Dozens of homeless people died from exposure.
In Peru, 200 people died from the cold and thousands more became infected with respiratory
diseases. Crops failed, livestock perished, and the Peruvian government declared a state
of emergency. Unexpected bitter cold swept the entire
Southern Hemisphere in 2007. Johannesburg, South Africa, had the first significant
snowfall in 26 years. Australia experienced the coldest June ever. In northeastern
Australia, the city of Townsville underwent the longest period of continuously cold
weather since 1941. In New Zealand, the weather turned so cold that vineyards were
endangered.
Last January, $1.42 billion worth of California produce was lost to
a devastating five-day freeze. Thousands of agricultural employees were thrown out of
work. At the supermarket, citrus prices soared. In the wake of the freeze, California Gov.
Arnold Schwarzenegger asked President Bush to issue a disaster declaration for affected
counties. A few months earlier, Mr. Schwarzenegger had enthusiastically signed the
California Global Warming Solutions Act of 2006, a law designed to cool the climate.
California Sen. Barbara Boxer continues to push for similar legislation in the U.S.
Senate.
In April, a killing freeze destroyed 95 percent of South Carolina's
peach crop, and 90 percent of North Carolina's apple harvest. At Charlotte, N.C., a record
low temperature of 21 degrees Fahrenheit on April 8 was the coldest ever recorded for
April, breaking a record set in 1923. On June 8, Denver recorded a new low of 31 degrees
Fahrenheit. Denver's temperature records extend back to 1872.
Recent weeks have seen the return of unusually cold conditions to
the Northern Hemisphere. On Dec. 7, St. Cloud, Minn., set a new record low of minus 15
degrees Fahrenheit. On the same date, record low temperatures were also recorded in
Pennsylvania and Ohio.
Extreme cold weather is occurring worldwide. On Dec. 4, in Seoul,
Korea, the temperature was a record minus 5 degrees Celsius. Nov. 24, in Meacham, Ore.,
the minimum temperature was 12 degrees Fahrenheit colder than the previous record low set
in 1952. The Canadian government warns that this winter is likely to be the coldest in 15
years. |


Rudolph
The Red-Nosed Pregnant, Female Reindeer
| All male
caribou and reindeer (for the record, reindeer are domesticated caribou) drop their
antlers by mid-November. So Santa's antlered sleigh-pullers couldn't be boys. Female caribou and reindeer -- the only female deer that possess antlers --
typically are pregnant by mid-November. |


Putin rival held in psychiatric ward 'to
prevent him protesting against government'
| Artem
Basyrov's detention is the latest in a series of incidents suggesting a punitive
Soviet-era practice is being revived under president Vladimir Putin. Mr Basyrov, 20, was ordered to be held at a hospital in the central region of
Mari El on November 23, a day before planned demonstrations, said Alexander Averin of the
opposition National Bolshevik Party.
His case is the latest example of journalists or opposition
activists being involuntarily committed to psychiatric hospitals in Russia.
During the Soviet era, dissidents were frequently committed for
protesting against Soviet policies.
The Global Initiative on Psychiatry, a Dutch watchdog, says
psychiatry continues to be used for punitive, political purposes in Russia. |
The Thought Police, coming soon to a
neighborhood near you.


Bush Sells Out America at U.N. Conference
While Americans were fretting over steroid use in baseball and the
upcoming Academy Awards, the Bush Administration agreed to work with the U.N. toward a
2013 arrangement that would subvert the U.S. to the global warming agenda, funded by a
global carbon credit tax.
The President who doesn't want to raise domestic taxes on the
American people will leave a legacy of global taxes.
"I'm in favor of reducing global warming, because I think the
most important emission we need to control is the hot air emission of politicians who
pretend one thing and don't deliver," said Alan Keyes.


10-Year-Old Ocala Florida Girl Charged With Felony For Eating
Lunch
This student brought a steak to school for lunch along with a small
kitchen steak knife to cut it. She was using the knife for that purpose to eat her lunch
in the cafeteria. Teachers took the utensil and called the sheriff.
Several students told the deputy that the girl never tried to hurt
or threatened anyone with the knife. "She did not use it inappropriately. She did not
threaten anyone with it. She didn't pull it out and brandish it. Nothing of that
nature," explained Marion County School Spokesman Kevin Christian.
The student now faces a felony charge for the possession of a weapon
on school property and the principal suspended her for ten days.
School officials said it doesn't matter what the knife was being
used for. They said they had no choice.
Of course they had a choice. They could have employed their
brainpower and thought about the situation sensibly. Zero tolerance equals zero thought.
And, these are the people who are responsible for educating the young people of Florida.
This is another example of government school idiocy and gross mismanagement in Florida
Government at multiple levels.


Snow sets more records in Grand Forks, Fargo North Dakota
The horror of "global warming" strikes again.


Seattle Mayor Warns Kids to Use
Energy-Efficient Light Bulbs or Santa and his Reindeer Will Drown
Talk about frightening children.


Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to
women
Santas were warned that the phrase could frighten children.
Personally, I can think of some offensive women who could frighten
children more than Santa.


A
complete list of things caused by global warming
The alarmists tell us the universe is ending.


John Edwards Mandates Healthcare
Whether you want it or not.
When asked by a reporter if an individual decided they didn't want
healthcare Edwards quickly responded, "You don't get that choice."
All the Breck Boy needs to do now is develop a thick German accent
and add the words, "Papers please."


The FairTax -- The Truth
Implementation of the FairTax would constitute the biggest transfer
of power from the government to the people in the history of this Republic.


Prevent Global Warming - Pee In The Ocean
Urea is in urine. The idea is to pump the urea into barren areas of
the ocean on the edge of the continental shelf to stimulate the growth of plant plankton.
Phytoplankton absorb carbon dioxide from sea water. Fish eat them and when they die some
fall to the bottom, potentially removing carbon dioxide from the atmosphere.
If the dead fish fall to the bottom of the ocean, won't the ocean
levels rise?


Democrats the party of the rich
Democrats like to define themselves as the party of poor and
middle-income Americans, but a new study says they now represent the majority of the
nation's wealthiest congressional districts.
The majority of the nation's wealthiest congressional jurisdictions
are represented by Democrats.
More than half of the wealthiest households are concentrated in the
18 states where Democrats hold both Senate seats.


Neil Diamond tells secret about 'Sweet Caroline'
He said that President John F. Kennedy's daughter Caroline was the
inspiration for his smash hit. He claims a photo of the president's daughter struck him,
then "a little girl dressed to the nines in her riding gear, next to her pony."
Now, if I do the math correctly, Caroline was nine years old at the
time. The song has lines like:
"Touching me, touching you"
"I look at the night, And it don't seem so lonely, We fill it
up with only two"
A nice 50th birthday gesture but probably not the precise
inspiration for the song.

Students Suspended For Making Anti-Drug PSA
They have also been told to attend drug counseling. Another example
of government school idiocy.

Global Warming vs. Climate Change
Global Warming alarmists have switched form "Global
Warming" to "Climate Change." The reason: For the past three years, global
temperatures have been falling.
They're still making the same predictions - they just move the dates
farther back.
It's like those millennarian religious cults in the 1800s. Religious
leaders would arise who would predict the Second Coming of Christ in 1838. When Christ
didn't oblige them by showing up, they went back to their visions or scripture
calculations or whatever they claimed and report that they miscalculated, now it was going
to be 1843.
All the computer models are wrong. When you run their software with
the data from, say, the 1970s or 1980s, and project what should happen in the 1990s or
2000s, they project results that have absolutely nothing to do with the known climate data
for those decades.
The real climate scientists have found a very close correspondence
between global climate and variations in the amount of radiation the Earth receives from
the Sun. The light and heat we get varies depending on the distance and position of the
Earth and the amount of radiation the Sun puts out. The Earth's distance and position seem
to determine the big cycles - the Ice Ages - and the Sun's variations seem to determine
the smaller climate cycles.
There was a global warming period during the heyday of the Roman
Empire. It must have been all of those SUV chariots.
The climate of the northern North Atlantic has warmed and cooled
nine times in the past 12,000 years in step with the waxing and waning of the sun.
The human-emitted carbon dioxide hypothesis is made ludicrous by the
fact that most of the warming since the 1860s occurred before 1940, an era when human CO2
emissions were not significant. And we had significant global cooling between then and
1970, precisely the period when CO2 emissions were steeply rising.
We can't stop global warming or cooling. We simply don't have the
power to do it. We can't heat up or cool down the sun. Our business should be to adapt to
the unavoidable solar-caused warming, not to destroy the worldwide economy in order to
prevent something that human activity is not causing.


In Mexico You Must Be A Legal Resident To
Obtain A Driver's License
Do we detect a little hypocrisy here?


The Sun Linked To Global Warming
Over the course of the Earth's history, the main factor driving
changes in its climate has been that the amount of energy from the Sun varies, either
because of wobbles in the Earth's orbit or because the Sun's power output changes.
Over the last century the Sun has been unusually active - which
means fewer cosmic rays, and a warmer climate on Earth.
Go figure.


Toilet Themed Restaurant
Only in Taiwan complete with toilet-shaped seats and napkins on
toilet paper rolls.

Email Scams
This says it all.

Actual Global Temperature Chart
Manmade global warming is a scam!


Cockroaches
on hospital operating table
Government controlled healthcare coming soon to a hospital near you.
Aren't you excited? Now go out and support Hitlary.


Islamic
Countries Are Champions For Surfing Web For Porn
For "children sex," Pakistan is at #1, Egypt #2 and Iran
#3.
For "sexy child," Pakistan is #1, followed by Iran, Saudi
Arabia, Egypt, and Turkey.
For "child porn," Turkey is the 2nd country where this is
most searched.
Arabic is the 2nd most common language that is used to search for
"gay sex."
Indonesia is currently #1 country that search for the word
"vagina."
Egypt is currently #1 for "fat sex."
Pakistan, Morocco, Turkey and Egypt are at the top of the list when
it comes to "animal sex."
For "homo sex," Indonesia is #1.
For "rape," Pakistan is at 1.
Search for yourself at:
http://www.google.com/trends?q=&ctab=0&geo=all&date=all&sort=0

Intoxicated 18-Year-Old Simulated Sex Act On The Pavement Of
A Public Street
He has now been listed as a sex offender.
Will he be told that he is not permitted to live within 1000 feet of
a public street?

Santa told to slim down for Christmas to
'set a good example'

Disco Dancing Dentist Injures Patient
The lawsuit said, Dr Trusty was "performing rhythmical steps
and movements to the song Car Wash which was on the radio". Can you trust a dentist
named Dr. Trusty?


Syphilis for Christmas?
Cuddle up with toy versions of gonorrhea, syphilis, salmonella,
ebola, acne, rabies, black death and the good old influenza virus. Fun for the whole
family.

Confessions of a Waitress: I Hate Your Damn Kids
| The more I
think about it, it might actually be you that I hate more than your child. After all, you
should know better. |

Scientists
Find Oldest Living Animal, Then Kill It

Elvis Is Forbes' Richest Dead Celebrity

I should pay more tax, says US billionaire Warren Buffett
I'm waiting for him to lead by example and write the first check.
What's stopping him?


Iowa Pumpkin Tax
Are You Eating Those Pumpkins? Iowans planning to eat pumpkins can
still get a tax exemption if they fill out a form.
This is the same political mentality that wants to control our
healthcare system.

35 Inconvenient Truths
The errors in Al Gore's movie.


THE DEMOCRATS' HIDDEN TAX PLANS
| Once the
Democrats firmly control both ends of Pennsylvania Avenue, they will probably: Raise the top bracket on the income tax back up to 40 percent from its
current 35 percent.
Increase the Capital Gains Tax from its current 15 percent to 30
percent or, perhaps, eliminate it entirely and tax these gains as ordinary income (at 40
percent).
Double, triple or perhaps eliminate the ceiling on FICA taxes so
that instead of taxing only the first $99,000 of income, the levy covers a much higher
portion of earned income.
Repeal much of the rollback in estate taxes passed by Bush.
The combined effect of these increases will be horrific, and will
probably trigger a recession. As Election Day 2008 nears, it is easy to anticipate massive
sell-offs of stocks and real estate in anticipation of a Democratic increase in capital
gains rates. |


The Car Plane
A US company has developed a car that can fly.

Synthetic turfs watered amid NC drought
Durham, which has about 69 days left in its water supply at the
current use rate, has banned all outdoor watering. Some are questioning why Duke
University and the University of North Carolina are watering their synthetic field hockey
turfs.


Florida's $5 Million Wheelchair
One Miami-area medical equipment supplier managed to bill the U.S.
government so often for a wheelchair it ended up costing $5 million.


Philadelphia is home to the least attractive people in the
United States
Philadelphia just beat out Washington DC and Dallas/Fort Worth for
the bottom spot. By the way, Miami and San Diego are home to the most attractive people.

Scientists a step closer to steering hurricanes
Now to solve the potential legal problems. Lawyers warn that
diverting a hurricane from one city to save life and property could result in
multi-billion dollar lawsuits from towns that bear the brunt instead.


Teen Carjackers Arrested After Chase
Which teenage carjacker do you think resisted arrest?


Butter Knife Violation
Amber ran out of the house to meet the bus while making a sandwich,
when she realized she had a butter knife in her possession. She put it in her book bag,
and then she put it in her locker at Goose Creek High school. She forgot it was there
until a few weeks later when the knife fell out of her overstuffed locker.
Amber has now been expelled for the incident.
Government school idiocy continues. This could be a blessing in
disguise for Amber. Perhaps she will either be home schooled or attend a private school
where people who possess intelligence and common sense will educate her. Zero tolerance
equals zero thought.

Second Grade Student Suspended for Drawing Stick Figure
Firing Gun
The student other pictures, including a skateboarder, King Tut, a
ghost, a tree and a Cyclops. Apparently the drawing of a gun violated the school's
"zero-tolerance policy on guns."
More government school idiocy.


John
Stossel Exposes Global Warming Myths
Warming may cause cloud formations that reflect sun and cool the
earth. Wouldn't that be global cooling?


Italian Prisoners To Make Ice Cream To Battle Global Warming
A tasty plan to combat climate change.


Cheney and Obama are distant cousins

STUDENTS
FOR CONCEALED CARRY ON CAMPUS ANNOUNCES NATIONAL COLLEGIATE EMPTY HOLSTER PROTEST
Labeling an area "gun free" may make some people feel
safer, but as the shootings at Virginia Tech taught us, feeling safe and being safe are
not the same thing.


Burglar made to clean up mess
A couple came home to a ransacked house. The husband caught the
perpetrator and held him at gunpoint. While waiting for the police they made him clean up
the mess he made. The thief complained to the police about being forced at gunpoint to
clean up the home. The police officer laughed at him when he complained and said anybody
else would have shot him dead.
Justice!


Government healthcare at its finest
The future of healthcare in the United States under Hitlary-Care
| Falling
numbers of state dentists in England has led to some people taking extreme measures,
including extracting their own teeth. Others have used
superglue to stick crowns back on. One person spoke of carrying out 14 separate
extractions on himself with pliers. |


Priest accused of "hate crime"
He dared to express his Christian views in his parish newsletter.

Study Ranks Best, Worst States for Hospital Care
Patients visiting hospitals received the worst care in Connecticut,
Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Rhode Island, Vermont, Alabama, Kentucky, Mississippi
and Tennessee. Less than 7 percent of the hospitals in these states are considered
"top-performing," according to the study.
The best care was found in Illinois, Indiana, Michigan, Ohio and
Wisconsin.


Bride Sues Florist For $400,000
The flowers were allegedly the wrong color.


Mom accused of neglect for teaching own kids
Describes litany of harassment, intimidation at public district
This mother should be commended for saving her children from
government school idiocy.


Doctors find toothbrush in woman's nose
The housewife says she isn't sure how the three inch long brush got
lodged in her nostril.

Swearing
is ****ing good for us
| Swearing in
the office relieves stress and is good for workers and bosses, according to a new study. Foul language creates a good team spirit.
Women swore more than expected - especially among themselves.
The research found a ban on swearing would be bad for motivation and
morale in most firms. |

Woman faces jail time for swearing at toilet in her own home
I thought swearing was "good for us."

Hamline University Student Suspended After Advocating
Concealed Carry for Students
School Orders Psychological Evaluation
| Hamline
University has suspended a student after he sent an e-mail suggesting that the Virginia
Tech massacre might have been stopped if students had been allowed to carry concealed
weapons on campus. Student Troy Scheffler is now required to undergo a mandatory
"mental health evaluation" before being allowed to return to school. Scheffler,
who was suspended without due process just two days after sending the e-mail, has turned
to the Foundation for Individual Rights in Education (FIRE) for help. "Peacefully advocating for students' ability to carry a concealed weapon
as a response to the Virginia Tech shootings may be controversial, but it simply does not
justify ordering a mandatory psychological evaluation." |


Medical Competition Works for Patients
Competition gives consumers more choices. And choice gives them power. Remember that
when you hear a politician promise to make health case accessible and affordable through
the force of government.

The Future Of Our Healthcare Under HitlaryCare
| Surgeons at Westmead Hospital
are "sitting around doing nothing" because for the past fortnight they have been
directed not to undertake any elective surgery, a doctor says.
All surgeons were
told by administration not to book any patients.
"We're still working, still being paid, but you're sitting around doing
nothing," said the doctor, who did not want to be named.
The doctor also complained that because the hospital told surgeons every week to cut
down their patient list, he was often finished his surgery work by 10am and the theatres
were empty.
He said his surgery team got a phone call from administration almost every week about a
week ahead telling them to book only two patients, instead of five or six, on their
surgery day, which he said relieved pressure on bed availability and kept cancellation
figures down.
The college's spokeswoman, Fiona Gillies, said it was a budget-cutting exercise, not
for maintenance, because the operating room was the most expensive part of the hospital to
run.
"We don't see it as being cancelled because it wasn't ever booked in the first
place," she said. |
You better stay healthy!


Al Gore's Convenient Untruths
| A High Court judge in London
has turned film critic, highlighting "nine scientific errors" in Al Gore's
documentary, An Inconvenient Truth. The judge set out nine alleged errors in the film
in which statements were made that were not supported by the current mainstream scientific
consensus.
ERROR: Gore asserted that a sea-level rise of up to 20 feet would be caused by melting
of either West Antarctica or Greenland "in the near future". The judge said:
"This is distinctly alarmist and part of Gore's "wake-up call". It was
common ground that if Greenland melted it would release this amount of water - "but
only after, and over, millennia." The judge added that "the Armageddon scenario
he predicts, insofar as it suggests that sea level rises of seven metres might occur in
the immediate future, is not in line with the scientific consensus."
ERROR: The film had also asserted that low-lying inhabited Pacific atolls "are
being inundated because of anthropogenic global warming" - but there was no evidence
of any evacuation having yet happened.
ERROR: The documentary had also spoken of global warming "shutting down the Ocean
Conveyor" - the process by which the Gulf Stream is carried over the North Atlantic
to western Europe. The judge said that, according to the Intergovernmental Panel on
Climate Change (IPCC), it was "very unlikely" that the Ocean Conveyor, also
known as the Meridional Overturning Circulation, would shut down in the future, though it
might slow down.
ERROR: Gore had also asserted - by ridiculing the opposite view - that two graphs, one
plotting a rise in C02 and the other the rise in temperature over a period of 650,000
years, showed "an exact fit". The judge said that, although there was general
scientific agreement that there was a connection, "the two graphs do not establish
what Mr Gore asserts".
ERROR: Gore had asserted that the disappearance of snow on Mt Kilimanjaro was expressly
attributable to global warming. The judge said this had "specifically impressed"
the Environment Secretary David Miliband. But the scientific consensus was that it cannot
be established that the recession of snows on Mt Kilimanjaro is mainly attributable to
human-induced climate change.
ERROR: The drying up of Lake Chad was used in the film as a prime example of a
catastrophic result of global warming, said the judge. "However, it is generally
accepted that the evidence remains insufficient to establish such an attribution. "It
is apparently considered to be far more likely to result from other factors, such as
population increase and over-grazing, and regional climate variability."
ERROR: Gore ascribes Hurricane Katrina and the consequent devastation in New Orleans to
global warming, but there was "insufficient evidence to show that."
ERROR: Gore had also referred to a new scientific study showing that, for the first
time, polar bears were being found that had actually drowned "swimming long distances
- up to 60 miles - to find the ice". The judge said: "The only scientific study
that either side before me can find is one which indicates that four polar bears have
recently been found drowned because of a storm."
That was not to say there might not in future be drowning-related deaths of bears if
the trend of regression of pack ice continued - "but it plainly does not support Mr
Gore's description."
ERROR: Gore said in the film that coral reefs all over the world were bleaching because
of global warming and other factors. Separating the impacts of stresses due to climate
change from other stresses, such as over-fishing, and pollution was difficult. |


Sunshine Project Uncovers US Military "Gay Bomb"
| The
proposal came from the Air Force's Wright Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio, which requested $7.5
million to develop a so-called "gay-bomb." If
completed, the bomb would release a chemical aphrodisiac "and by virtue of either
breathing or having their skin exposed to this chemical... soldiers would become
gay." This would cause their units to break down as the troops "became
irresistibly attractive to one another." In addition to a "gay bomb" the
proposal also mentions using chemicals which could make bees angry so that enemy forces
would be attacked not only by our troops but also swarms of stinging insects. |

SWAT teams, military and explosives vehicles utilized to
collect taxes
The Marshals Service said it was only for
surveillance.


'Gay'
peacock tried to have sex with car
| An
aristocrat claims a peacock caused £4,000 damage to a blue Lexus car - by trying to have
sex with it. The incident proves the bird is gay, according
to Sir Benjamin, because peahens are brown and only males are blue.
He says the male damaged the car because it looked like
"another peacock boy". |

Control Your Own Health Care
| We'd each
be better off if we paid all but the biggest medical bills out of pocket and saved
insurance for catastrophic events. Truly needy people would rely on charity, not
government, because once government gets involved, unintended bad consequences abound. Harvard Business School professor Regina Herzlinger says studies show that
"people who have these high-deductible health-insurance policies take a lot better
care of themselves. They have more yearly physicals. Because they're saying, 'If I keep
myself healthy, in the long run, I'm going to be spending less money.'" |


Sun
Main Cause for Global Warming


Soon
You'll Have To Ask Permission Before You Fly
Where are your papers?


GLOBAL WARMING HYSTERIA FACTS
There is no "scientific consensus" on global warming.
Climate is always changing - with or without man.
The Medieval Warm Period was significantly warmer than temperatures
today - and was a golden age for agriculture, innovation, and lifespan.
Most of Antarctica is actually getting colder.
Hurricanes are not getting worse, however our tendency to build
houses in their path is getting greater.
Many big businesses lobby for global warming policies that will
increase their profits - and our costs.
The real agenda behind the "global warming" scare? A
massive expansion of government control over the economy and our lives.


Nasty Cough An Alleged Assault?
A guy gets pulled over for a seatbelt violation. He has a cold and
coughs out the window of his vehicle. The police officer alleges he intentionally coughed
on him three times and charged him with assault on a government official.

Wal-Mart Expands $4 Drug Program
The private sector solving our alleged "health care
crisis." Just keep Hitlary and the government out of the healthcare business.


GLOBAL WARMING 'PAIN' IN THE GA$
Michigan Representative John Dingell is proposing a recipe many
people won't like, a 50-cent-a-gallon gasoline tax, a carbon tax and scaling back tax
breaks for some home owners.


60-year-old Woman Arrested, Strip-Searched Over Power Line
Dispute
When surveyors showed up, she went down the road to talk. She said
she didn't threaten anyone.
"I saw two sheriff's cars drive up," said Sue Worley.
She was handcuffed, arrested and charged with disorderly conduct.

70-YEAR-OLD GREAT-GRANDMOTHER CHARGED WITH FAILING TO WATER
HER LAWN AND RESISTING ARREST
Betty Perry was cited by Officer James Flygare of the police's
Neighborhood Preservation Unit for failing to water her lawn. Perry refused to give her
name to the officer and, when Flygare tried to stop her from going back inside her house,
she reportedly tripped and injured her nose.
City officials pressed charges against Perry on the landscape
violation, a class C misdemeanor, and interfering with a police officer, a class B
misdemeanor.
Some people have too much time on their hands. This is yet another
shot at private property rights.

SEATTLE RESIDENTS LOOK FORWARD TO RIDING THE SLUT
Where have you heard that before?
SLUT - Seattle's South Lake Union Trolley
| Officially,
it's now the South Lake Union Streetcar. But the trolley name already has caught on, and
in the old Cascade neighborhood in South Lake Union, they're waiting for the SLUT. At the Kapow! Coffee house on Harrison Street, they're selling T-shirts that
read "Ride the SLUT." |

Alvin
Nye Jr. of Ocala, Florida - ASE Technician of the Year
| Alvin Nye
Jr., owner of Als Family Auto & Air in Ocala, Florida, has been named the 2007
TECH-NET Professional Auto Service / ASE Technician of the Year. He was selected for the
award after meeting the criteria set by CARQUEST Auto Parts. I
earn the respect of my customers with the ASE certification, which, along with positive
word of mouth and standing behind my work, keeps customers coming back.
Nye Jr. had the highest composite scores of A1-A8 and L1 ASE tests
among ASE Certified Master Technicians who designated they were members of TECH-NET
Professional Auto Service program and took the Fall 2006 or Spring 2007 ASE automobile
certification exams.
"Alvin's passion for technology and training and the trust he
has earned from his customers make him an ideal winner," said Mike DeSorbo, CARQUEST
director of market segments. |
Al is the Mega-Star Genius of Cars! Congratulations!


MANDATORY HEALTH INSURANCE
Courtesy of Hitlary Care
The Imperial Federal Government will require everyone to purchase a
health insurance policy.
Where is it written in our Constitution that the federal government
has the power to force free citizens to purchase anything, in this case a health insurance
policy? According to the Constitution, the federal government can only take actions that
are specifically authorized by the Constitution. All other powers are reserved for the
states or the people.


HERO FIRES FOR SAVING A WOMAN FROM CARJACKING
Our hero, Juan Canales, was fired from the Fort Lauderdale
restaurant 84 Thai Food after he stopped a carjacker from taking a woman's Honda CRV out
of the parking lot where he worked.
The restaurant owner was upset about the media attention from the
incident.
It is highly unlikely that I will be frequenting the 84 Thai Food
restaurant. However, if I owned a restaurant, I wouldnt mind having Juan around.


TRANSPORTATION
BILL CLOGGED WITH 8 BILLION IN PORK
2 Billion includes a North Dakota peace garden, a Montana baseball
stadium and a Las Vegas history museum. So much for the priority of repairing our bridges.


CPI fraud directly linked to subprime credit crisis


STUDENT CHARGED WITH FELONY FOR HAVING SWISS ARMY KNIFE IN
HIS CAR
This is a student who has never had a disciplinary problem at his
school.
The students mother said, When the principal said to me,
This could kill someone, I said to him, So could a pencil.
Zero tolerance policy strikes again. Government school idiocy
continues, employment for the marginally employable.


If scientists can't get near-future projections in a limited
area right, how can they predict the climate decades from now?


Gun Shop Harassment Stifled By Blog Recording


Unruly Schoolboys Prank Could Be Labeled And Forced To
Register As Sex Offenders
| The two boys tore down the
hall of Patton Middle School after lunch, swatting the bottoms of girls as they ran --
what some kids later said was a common form of greeting. But bottom-slapping is against
policy in McMinnville Public Schools. So a teacher's aide sent the gawky seventh-graders
to the office, where the vice principal and a police officer stationed at the school soon
interrogated them.
After hours of interviews with students the day of the February incident, the officer
read the boys their Miranda rights and hauled them off in handcuffs to juvenile jail,
where they spent the next five days.
Now, Cory Mashburn and Ryan Cornelison, both 13, face the prospect of 10 years in
juvenile detention and a lifetime on the sex offender registry in a case that poses a
fundamental question: When is horseplay a crime? |
Im glad there is a statute of limitations on
similar school pranks.


8-Year-Old Boy Held From Plane for Appearing on No-Fly List
He was told, Youre a terrorist.


Australians Endured the Coldest June Since 1950
Global warming strikes again!


The Great Global Warming Swindle
Airing on ABC, the Australian Broadcasting Corporation.


Cold snap kills three people in Argentina and Chile
Buenos Aires saw snow on Monday for the first time in 89 years. Someone needs to alert
Al Gore about these additional horrors of global warming.


Couple hopes donkeys annoy neighbors
If your neighbors oppose your proposed dog kennel, buy four noisy mammoth donkeys.

Worms
Cause Global Warming
Worms produce greenhouse gases 290 times more potent than carbon dioxide.

Dog Registered to Vote: It's So Easy!
The owner said that is was too easy for non-citizens to vote. She
was right. The dog voted in two elections.
She put her phone bill in her dogs name, then used the phone
bill as identification to register him as a voter.
"I wasn't trying to do anything fraudulent. I was trying to
prove that our system is flawed. So I got myself in trouble," she says.


Grandma
with bread knife fined and placed on terrorist watch list
Don't you feel safer now that grandma is being treated like a
terrorist?

Solar Scientists Predict Global Cooling By 2020
Dont tell Al Gore, but there is nothing humans can do to stop
it.
| Solar scientists predict that,
by 2020, the sun will be starting into its weakest Schwabe solar cycle of the past two
centuries, likely leading to unusually cool conditions on Earth. |


HERO FIRED AFTER SAVING WOMANS LIFE
| When a neighbor screamed she'd
been shot, Colin Bruley grabbed his shotgun, found the victim and began treating her
bloodied right leg. Tonnetta Lee survived Tuesday's pre-dawn shooting at her
Jacksonville apartment, and her sister and a neighbor praised Bruley's actions. But his
employers, the same people who own the Arlington complex where Bruley lives, reacted
differently. They fired him.
"I was expecting work to give me some kind of commendation," said Bruley, 24.
"I was totally blown back. It was a crisis that most people don't go through."
"If I'd lose my job again for helping some girl's life ... I'd do it over and
over," Bruley said. |


Czech Republic President Denounces Global Warming Propaganda
Vaclav Klaus Wrote:
| As someone who lived under
communism for most of his life, I feel obliged to say that I see the biggest threat to
freedom, democracy, the market economy and prosperity now in ambitious environmentalism,
not in communism. This ideology wants to replace the free and spontaneous evolution of
mankind by a sort of central (now global) planning. Does it make any sense to speak
about warming of the Earth when we see it in the context of the evolution of our planet
over hundreds of millions of years? Every child is taught at school about temperature
variations, about the ice ages, about the much warmer climate in the Middle Ages. All of
us have noticed that even during our life-time temperature changes occur (in both
directions).
I agree with Professor Richard Lindzen from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology,
who said: future generations will wonder in bemused amazement that the early 21st
centurys developed world went into hysterical panic over a globally averaged
temperature increase of a few tenths of a degree, and, on the basis of gross exaggerations
of highly uncertain computer projections combined into implausible chains of inference,
proceeded to contemplate a roll-back of the industrial age.
The issue of global warming is more about social than natural sciences and more about
man and his freedom than about tenths of a degree Celsius changes in average global
temperature.
As a witness to todays worldwide debate on climate change, I suggest the
following:
Small climate changes do not demand far-reaching restrictive measures
Any suppression of freedom and democracy should be avoided
Instead of organising people from above, let us allow everyone to live as he wants
Let us resist the politicisation of science and oppose the term scientific
consensus, which is always achieved only by a loud minority, never by a silent
majority
Instead of speaking about the environment, let us be attentive to it in our
personal behaviour
Let us be humble but confident in the spontaneous evolution of human society. Let us
trust its rationality and not try to slow it down or divert it in any direction
Let us not scare ourselves with catastrophic forecasts, or use them to defend and
promote irrational interventions in human lives. |


Kilimanjaro Ice Melt Due to Radiation, Not Global Warming


Retail Sales Surge 1.4 Percent in May
Retail sales were up by the largest amount in 16 months.
| For May, sales at general
merchandise stores, the category that includes department stores, were up 1 percent and
sales at department stores rose by 1.3 percent, the best showing in 19 months. Sales at
specialty clothing stores jumped 2.7 percent, rebounding from a dismal 1.5 percent drop in
April. Sales of autos and auto parts were up 1.8 percent, the best performance in
nearly a year, while sales were up 2.1 percent at hardware stores and 1.8 percent at
sporting goods stores. |


Illegal Invaders Steal Social Securities Of Elderly And Dead
So much for the phrase honest and hard-working illegal immigrants who simply want
to feed their families.

Massachusetts parents endorse seat belt bill
The parents said their daughters, who died in separate, tragic car accidents, would
have worn a seat belt if primary enforcement existed at the time.
I believe that to be a highly unlikely supposition.
These parents, if they were genuinely concerned about their children, should have
focused on better parenting and education instead of petitioning for additional government
legislation. You cant legislate stupidity.


Prison Officers Charged With Stealing Cow
Do we have to ask the obvious question? "Why?"

Property Owners Win One
John Stossel scores one for opponents of eminent domain abuse.
| The "takings" clause
in the Constitution's Fifth Amendment says government cannot take private property
"for public use without just compensation." I object to anyone having his
property taken by force, but at least traditionally, this power of eminent domain
("superior ownership") was limited to the building of highways, bridges and
parks -- things meant for general public benefit. But over the last 40 years, governments
have redefined "public use" to include private use that they argue has public
benefit. Towns began to condemn properties said to be "blighted" and hand them
over to private developers, who promised higher tax revenues and jobs. Who pays? The
taxpayers and property owners who are forced to sacrifice for the "common good." |


Teen Dials Wrong Number, is Arrested on Drug Charges by
Officer He Accidentally Called


FairTax plan is worth more than a sound bite
The Fair Tax Book: Saying Goodbye to the Income Tax and the IRS


Top
scientist says biofuels are scam
Biofuels harm the earth more than gasoline.


The Word Marriage Considered Hate
Speech
Supreme court to decide. I continue to be offended by people who are continually
offended.


WOMAN FACED JAIL TIME FOR STARING AT A POLICE DOG
Some people have way too much time on their hands. And we wonder why our
courts are overburdened?
| Jayna Hutchinson, now of
Lebanon, N.H., was scheduled for a jury trial this week on a misdemeanor charge of cruelty
to animals. A Vermont State Police sergeant said Hutchinson was intoxicated and stared
at his police dog in a "taunting/harassing manner"
"Prosecuting a woman for staring at a police dog is absurd," said Kelly
Green, a public defender appointed by Vermont District Court in Orange County to represent
Hutchinson. |


ROMNEY SUPPORTING FREE SPEECH
Mitt Romney is calling for the repeal of McCain-Feingold.
| Romney attacks McCain-Feingold
because the "electioneering communication" prohibition imposes a "free
speech blackout period," where corporations, including non-profit advocacy groups,
and labor unions would commit a federal crime if they mentioned the name of a federal
candidate in a broadcast ad within 30 days of a primary and 60 of a general election. He
says that "the American people should be free to advocate for their candidates and
their positions without burdensome limitations" and that this blackout period
"is contrary to the spirit of a free and open issues debate." |


NEW HAVEN, CT TO ISSUE ID CARDS TO ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS


NEPTUNE IS GETTING WARMER
This has been occurring since the 1980s. How many SUVs would it take to cause this? Or,
could the sun cause all this naturally?


The Many Myths of Ethanol
John Stossel sets the record straight.
| If ethanol's so good, why does
it need government subsidies? The claim that using ethanol will save energy is another
myth. Studies show that the amount of energy ethanol produces and the amount needed to
make it are roughly the same.
And because ethanol degrades, it can't be moved in pipelines the way that gasoline is.
So many more big, polluting trucks will be needed to haul it.
More bad news: The increased push for ethanol has already led to a sharp increase in
corn growing -- which means much more land must be plowed. That means much more
fertilizer, more water used on farms and more pesticides.
A University of Minnesota study shows that even turning all of America's corn into
ethanol would meet only 12 percent of our gasoline demand.
OK, but it will cut down on air pollution, right? Wrong again. Studies indicate that
the standard mixture of 90 percent ethanol and 10 percent gasoline pollutes worse than
gasoline.
Virtually all studies show that the greenhouse gases associated with ethanol are about
the same as those associated with conventional gasoline once we examine the entire life
cycle of the two fuels.
Surely, ethanol must be good for something. And here we finally have a fact. It
"is" good for something -- or at least someone: corn farmers and processors of
ethanol, such as Archer Daniels Midland, the big food processor known for its savvy at
getting subsidies out of the taxpayers. |


THIS MOM SHOULD BE MOM OF THE YEAR
A woman whose son was suspended from school for roughhousing with a
teacher punished the boy by making him wear a sign while he picked up litter on a city
street.
"I know I am not going to do that again, put teachers in a full
nelson," Travis said.

Climatologist
says, "It is time to attack the myth of global warming."
| Climate
change will be considered a joke in five years time, meteorologist Augie Auer told the
annual meeting of Mid Canterbury Federated Farmers in Ashburton this week. Man's contribution to the greenhouse gases was so small we couldn't change
the climate if we tried, he maintained.
"We're all going to survive this. It's all going to be a joke
in five years," he said.
The other greenhouse gases: carbon dioxide, methane, nitrogen
dioxide, and various others including CFCs, contributed only five per cent of the effect,
carbon dioxide being by far the greatest contributor at 3.6 per cent.
However, carbon dioxide as a result of man's activities was only 3.2
per cent of that, hence only 0.12 per cent of the greenhouse gases in total. Human-related
methane, nitrogen dioxide and CFCs etc made similarly minuscule contributions to the
effect: 0.066, 0.047 and 0.046 per cent respectively. |


DEMOCRATS TO CHANGE 185 YEAR-OLD HOUSE RULE TO ALLOW TAX
HIKES WITHOUT HAVING TO VOTE
Hold onto your wallets!


CAT POO COFFEE
A new Australian trend, all for $50 a cup.
"This is the kind of coffee you renounce your religion and sell your child
for."


Prominent
Scientists Reverse Belief in Man-made Global Warming


Phone companies levy new fee for not making calls
| Now some phone companies are
adding a new line item to monthly bills: a charge for not making long-distance calls. The
category of customers affected by the new fee is the shrinking subset of people who have
no-frills home-phone service and don't pay for a long-distance-calling plan.
"The bottom line is: They're trying to push people onto one of their long-distance
plans," said John Garrison, an engineer with the Public Staff, North Carolina's
consumer advocacy agency. "They get a monthly recurring charge from most of these
plans. And if you don't use any long distance, that's profit in their pocket."
Regulators require phone companies to provide basic local-phone service. The phone
companies have to give customers a way out of the new monthly fee _ but they will charge
another fee to eliminate the first fee. |

The few, the proud, the sponsors of the Fair Tax
The Fair Tax Book: Saying Goodbye to the Income Tax and the IRS
| The point of this particular
editorial is to wonder what would motivate anyone to oppose the simplification of the tax
code in such a way. The individual voter who opposes this would normally employ one of the
misinformation excuses they get from their representation or the media, like the Fair Tax
will raise prices or the rate of inflation, or that it discriminates against the poor, or
that it rewards "The Rich" unfairly, or that it defunds Social
Security/welfare/Medicare/etc. All of those are incorrect myths of the effects of a
national sales tax on new goods and services, and some of the misinformation is because of
lazy journalism, but a good deal of the negative propaganda campaign against the Fair Tax
is deliberate machination on the part of the powers that be. The Fair Tax website debunks
every single one of the popular myths the media and many politicians cite for their
opposition, and once again, since they are much more complete and exact in their work, I
will refer those who either believe or proffer those myths to those who wrote the book on
the subject.
The Fair Tax is revenue neutral, and even the most conservative and gloomy forecasts
show it to actually generate more government revenue than the current tax structure. This
means that none of the pet projects, give-aways, pork, and other darling expenditures need
disappear or even diminish. All it means is that how the government gets that revenue is
more transparent, and abuses to that system far more evident when they occur. |


"CARBON
CREDIT" SCAM PROGRAMS YIELD FEW ENVIRONMENTAL BENEFITS
| The FT investigation found: Widespread
instances of people and organisations buying worthless credits that do not yield any
reductions in carbon emissions.
Industrial companies profiting from doing very little or from gaining carbon
credits on the basis of efficiency gains from which they have already benefited
substantially.
Brokers providing services of questionable or no value.
A shortage of verification, making it difficult for buyers to assess the true value of
carbon credits.
Companies and individuals being charged over the odds for the private purchase of
European Union carbon permits that have plummeted in value because they do not result in
emissions cuts. |


SAN FRANCISCO MAYOR PLEDGES TO MAKE CITY A SANCTUARY FOR
ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS
No San Francisco employee will help with immigration enforcement.
Mayor Gavin Newsom declared, "I will not allow any of my department heads or
anyone associated with this city to cooperate in any way shape or form with these raids.
We are a sanctuary city, make no mistake about it."
Obstruction of justice along with aiding and abetting criminals comes to mind. What
would you expect from a political hack?

CONCEALED WEAPONS LAWS MAKE PEOPLE SAFER
| Communities that recognize and
grant Second Amendment rights to responsible adults have a significantly lower incidence
of violent crime than those that do not. More to the point, incarcerated criminals tell
criminologists that they consider local gun laws when they decide what sort of crime they
will commit, and where they will do so. |


WARNING: DO NOT BEAT CROCODILES WITH WOODEN STICKS
| Chinese Boy's Remains Found in
Crocodile's Stomach "The children shot the animals with catapults and beat them
with wooden sticks," the agency said. "One of the irritated crocodiles bit Liu's
clothes and dragged him into water, where he was eaten by a swarm of crocodiles." |


ALEC BALDWIN THREATENS HIS 11-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER
Listen to the audio.
Disgusting!

WHY YOU SHOULD OWN A GUN
The bad guys dont recognize Gun Free zones.


ILLEGAL
INVADERS FILING TAXES
While trying to avoid one federal agency, they collaborate with the IRS.
All the government wants is the money.


ROSIE AGREES WITH ME?
When commenting about the Imus situation, Rosie said, "There's free
speech in America. You can say anything that you want in this country. And to think that
you could be penalized for it by a corporation is kind of a strange..."
I think Rosie is agreeing with me. I may need to start drinking.


After
Imus, CNN Now Targets Rush Limbaugh
Our freedom of speech is eroding away along with many of our other
freedoms. We apparently now live in the wonderful world of the hyper-offended.
|